E[G] Drinking Game S2 E17 – Hellboy I & II

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This week on the Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game, special guest Krissy joins geek hosts Alice, Andrea and Sara in creating  drinking game rules for Hellboy and Hellboy II: The Golden Army.

 

If you haven’t already, make sure to listen to the podcast discussion of the two Hellboy movies and the Hellboy Geek [Supplies] as well.

 

The Rules

Take a sip…

of Tecate every time you question Manning’s leadership skills

Take a drink…

every time you think KITTY!!

if you are annoyed by Krauss’s mandibles flutter

every time something is on fire… make it a shot if the thing on fire is Liz

for every bad one-liner

for every instance of poor gun handling

every time a Suit [read B.P.R.D. agent] dies

every time you hear “Red” or “Blue” but take a shot when you hear “Sparky”

when ever you spot Christian iconography

of something red-colored when the red hand of doom crushes or punches something

of beer every time you think “no evolutionary process would create that”

 of red wine [read blood of Christ] every time a character is resurrected

if someone caught you debating the evolutionary llikelihood of a character

Take a shot…

every time you see a creature that looks like an anus

any time you hear Hellboy called by his real name

when Hellboy makes his Inigo Montoya speech

when Hellboy’s big red ass is revealed – whoever finishes their shot last, must do another

Waterfall your drink…

if a character is drinking you must be drinking

for the entire time gas is flowing out of Krauss

Shotgun your beer...

when Hellboy lights his cigar on Liz’s fire

Bonus Eating Rules

Nibble on shrimp whenever Kraus’s mandibles are fluttering

Take a bite of deep fried Tequila when Kraus’s mandibles are fluttering

Signature Alcohols

Bud Light/Tectate or Santan Devil’s Ale if you need a higher quality beer

Fireball Whiskey

Signature Cocktails

 A Flaming Dr. Pepper 

3/4 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1/4 oz 151 proof rum
1/2 glass beer

1. Fill a shot glass about 3/4 full with amaretto and top it off with enough 151 proof rum to be able to burn.

2. Place the shot glass in another glass and fill the outer glass with beer (right up to the level of the shot glass).

3. Ignite the amaretto/151 and let it burn for a while. Blow it out (or leave it burning if you’re brave – not recommended) and slam it. Tastes just like Dr. Pepper.

A Flaming Dr. Pepper with a Hellboy Twist

Substitute Castries Crème (peanut flavored liqueur) for the amaretto

Other cocktail ideas:

Redbull and Fireball Whiskey

The Hell Cocktail and the Hellman Cocktail

 Just for fun: Le Mineur: Hellboy Was My Barback

Chin Chin!


Educating [Geeks] Podcast for Hellboy I & II

Geek [Supplies] for Hellboy

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